Let me tell you how I finally voted and read this post:
First I see "How to Avoid Getting Your Post on the Trending Page" I was like...Me getting my post on the trending page? You must be kidding me. WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER READ THAT?
Oh well, I will read it because I like this fellow wacko's posts a lot (he rarely reads mine lol). Reading...Keith Flint from The Prodigy again...Cool! I am listening to the Firestarter now! Every time I read your posts I reminisce the 90's for some strange reason. Ahhh nostalgia!
PS. My votes gives 10 cents now. I feel like incredible Hulk!
Sounds like you've been taking a few fork buttons too. I'm certain everyone will want to know how to avoid the trending page though.