While it's uncomfortable walking around all day with socks stuffed into your briefs, finally getting this look makes it all worth it
While it's uncomfortable walking around all day with socks stuffed into your briefs, finally getting this look makes it all worth it
yeah this reminds of the cock-blocker ad to prevent rape
Totally Marketed To The Wrong Demographic
source: pinterest
nothing blocks cocks like a cock of your own
I'd still have a crack
Use a Serbian sausage next time and if things don't work out
You can always throw on the grill for a quick dinner
haha its like a vagina bulge
That's plan B :P
You gotta love yourself a little
That should take care of the chaffing
trick is to slip on a condom underneath
Alternatively, if you're secure enough to accept that yours is going to be smaller.
Then anything would be possible
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she's a squirter
This brings back so many memories, from my childhood
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Get ready to have your socks knocked off
gif source: 1,2
definitely a fitting color
You sure you were noticing the color and not the size?
is it just me or are all the Steemian ladies here getting mildly pornographic
Heheh, we're just picking up from the best.
You're welcome young padame
You have a pretty good chance of getting some tonight
Until everything comes off
You know how women feel about dropping your socks everywhere
link: 1,2
especially if you didn't bring condoms you can use it as contraception
Ever dragged your penis along the carpet? You're right, that's pretty good contraception.
And having this kind of experience might even create a memorable scene in your heart.
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instead of wham, bam, thank you maam
funkylove be like:
slap, lap, thank you chap
Hahaha
You got me thinking man
;) lol, hey go see our replies to your COM submission
all women should listen to whatever she's listening to more
I know it socks! Meanwhile here's a disturbing gif
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Gif from giphy
always carry oranges to work in case of a surprise drug test
how else do you milk an orange?
Is that a rhetorical question?
What do you mean?
rhetorical questioning is rhetorical, could this be what she's asking?
wasn't I asking her?
were you?
The look you give when you discover captain winky has been stuffed in the back of her panties the whole time!
sure she didn't just shit her pants?
What would you rather, shit herself, hemorrhoids or a full package at the back?
that's just her vestigial tail
Just be careful when you celebrate it.
It can be dangerous.
I guess that's why they call it a molotov cocktail
Need a gif for disappointment later
you can do it....don't disappoint us now
yeah he surely looks disappointed, I guess socks works on tall black man too
Yeah gotta be lacking somewhere..
Come join us at #comedyopenmic @howtostartablog, it won't be the same without you!
When you say openmic, it means a video? I'm probably not fit for videos or stand up comedy :P
nah do it with the lights off from behind
then she might suspect its due to how loose she is
Lol, for the sake of such a view, one must be prepared for everything, ha ha ha :D
woah, don't overdo it
just go 1 sock, or you won't be able to handle all the action
At that moment I am using all these methods to keep walking :D
@traf,
Cheers~
Oh great @traf.
Blessings upon you and your well stuffed but unused crotch. Much "Haha" and sometimes a "lol" do you bring to this steemian's heart (but not his face, you're not that funny and the botox is still paying off). Where in your busy day doing whatever magic you do to bring much laughter to the masses of those who greatly appreciate but refuse to read you're amazing post. I mean there is two lines, (1 sentence) and a smiling woman. sorry I looked at her again. where was I...?
Ah, I'm sure by now you've seen the second paragraph and stopped reading, if even you did read the first. You should have, it was good. I predict it was would given you enough joy to show some teeth. Sorry lost in here eyes again, god damn! she's french too...
SOrry umm. Yess.
You have done a great job in helping people become better. It's a shame more people don't take your feedback on board. Ok, so I'm predicting there is a 0% change you will have read it this far that bastard dj123 I'm sure is still reading even though it clearly says this is for you. well him and that other guy yodith who you should go read, it's good. Sorry side tracked again. Thanks for doing what you do. This place gives us a watering hole where all the animals can come and learn how to
eat one anothermake each other laugh.Cheers,
May your beer be cold, your wife at home, and your girlfriend eagerly awaiting your presence in a hotel room that rents by the year.
Idi.
Hey @ned,
now this is aggrandizement, you can expect nothing less than that from the vainglorious idikuci
Hey @dan,
dj keeps calling @ned over. Everyone knows you're the real power here.
The Streisand Effect here is intentional.
But then your mom tells you that it's time to get ready for dinner at your grandparent's house.
Gif from Giphy
When my girlfriend say me come to me nobody in my home
daem you arrived in her home in style!
Hallelujah ..
Hey please don't post random things like this and upvote yourself 100%. It doesn't add anything to the post. If you would like to upvote yourself 100% please wait until we move on to another traffy post.
This charade has paid off but its going to take quite a bit of maneuvering to pull things off in the dark.
I finally unfroze my smile...
Very funny...
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Wow....so nice expression
huhuhu right
HA AH ha ha .what a funny moment.I am surprised .I enjoy it so much
Nice one..keep it ... Will be supporting you... waiting for your next post...
I agree with you. to be happy all together !!!
Beautiful
Thanks for sharing i will done upvote I always see your post.
That's how to survive and get such look
Wow..great funny..i appreciate this post ..
Owo...😋😋😋😋here you go buddy here is my vote ..follow and upvote i like your content and i always reward back people that follow and comment and upvote.👈👈👈👈👈👈
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I was once told by a wise man that watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite pub burn to the ground!After witnessing this
nightmare you can also console yourself in the fact that sex from then on will be like...........
hey killerpotato...Ssstop It!
@dj123, @steemmatt, @dandesign86. Can you please help flag this fucker.
turn the light off and then slap on 20 condoms in all sizes from XXS to XXL
hopefully your wonker does't suffocate
Hahahahaah he cant
hey @aireal & @justdothat, you guys should join #comedyopenmic, give us your best funny post, there is lots of SBD, Steem, & Upvotes to be won!