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admit it, some of you dirty boys here like that sorta thing



Organic Natural Protein: 3x Better Than A Blackhead Facial Mask

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i wonder what % of straight guys would be into that sorta thing
i'm guessing not many

is steem acting up lately? voting and commenting is really slow for me since yesterday

i like to think just for once it's not Steemit Inc. cheapskate attitude with server resources, but its due to all the new Steemians powering up....... i have proof go see penguinpablo's new Steem data update....lots of new buyers powering up and less trading

Noooo, don't waste that magnum, boy.

he's saving some for later

That's what a freezer is for, sheesh.

lol he likes to lick and slurp

i think he's at a game or something

He's like an ice-cream Braveheart.

yeah figures, he's a carrot top

Break time at locaL brothel.

haha probably gets more attention than work time

Haha good one lmao

She was just trying to finishing off her messy ice-cream when you walked in


Give her a chance, who doesn't like double french vanilla after a hot session

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wife seems to always be having ice creams when my brother's hiding in the closet

Yummy, I'll lick that up for you

Uug, who doesn't hate it when ice-cream drips all over our top :P

She misunderstands the instructions to clean up after

Instead she role plays as an au-pair, polishing off everything else but herself

well she needs an au pair of her own besides her tits

Be careful, if you're too picky

They might gang up on you

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haha i like how his friend is just smiling and completely unphased

I noticed that...that's the kind of wing man one should have.

don't show fear, gotta growl back or you won't get any respect!

Will try that next time.

Experience makes some swallow better than others.


Remember the first time you prepared soft-cone?

she almost managed to get a bit into her mouth there

Ah this brings back sweet memories of my first bukake!

When you are about to kiss prostitute at brothel and suddenly you smelled sperm of last guy.

haha yes I hope everyone can relate to this

that's what mint & perfume were invented for


Who were there before I went in :O During my time period I only did cleaning that sh!t :/
@traf,

Cheers~

ah you went in after an entire bachelor party eh? bad luck

If you're so concerned, bring your own cleaning tool

I'm sure she'll appreciate it

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hey finally something in the house with a bit of suction

If I were her, I'd try it on him next...see how he likes, but not on his mouth.

That should train her to increase her suction power!

Beneficial for everyone.

That's the last time I use a Groupon for a brothel.

that's the last time I'm letting you cut in line before me

Never fear, Little Finger is here!


Src: GAME OF MOTHERFUCKING THRONES BITCH!!!

Wow, lucky girl. She's got her own personal cleaner.

When you realise she didn't shower that morning

The last thing you want is to go in there and it still looks like she has been hit by a yogurt truck......unless thats your thing

And yet they charge me double when I ask for it...

Freak my arse!!

Before you eat me, can you open your mouth please?
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I will drop some wrigley’s doublemint gum in to your mouth.

sh...t, is it what I think???? fresh ......cake???

Me cleaning things up

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Disclaimer: Only works on a hairy pussy



...cat.
All good, mom.

Mom 😕..
when the thing will come out it will make her mom for sure....😄

I didn't know the cat was f'ed by The Thing.
He must've been hard huh.

You see cat here ....
Guess you are not mature enough ...
Dont you know cats go wild in nights.😜

My (imaginary) cat sleeps at night. Guess it goes on its owner.

Nice conversation ....
It was fun ..coz here people dont talk like they do commonly.
Here people are bit formal always..

When the cat has good morals

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Girl : Ahhh it's taste like paradise ....yummmmy....mmmmm so good.
Boy: Ugh bitch... that's my shit .....ughhhhh......

Disgusted...

inb4 she is your wife (making a living)

and also you should think about the last guy.

He can be asian as well as nigga..

edit: please don't be racist

cleaning is important

I will clean up everthing but wont leave without a shot.
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WOW ..amazing funny post i like it thanks forsharing..

Hahaa.funny post.keep it up.thanks for sharing with us.it's really funny

hello my friends post nice nice. I also want to like you. how to post gif

Thanks for great post..i appreciate this funny..all the best...

Please kiss 💋 me!
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Not, until you get a plastic surgery of your mouth!

Eeeeuuoo come man !! Clean the bushes why are they on your body👍🏻🎯

You can not come in. It is very common situation. It's funny and excited to go there.

After seeing that scene, you run away.

There's someone for every fetish:

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Shit hits the fan when she turns out to be a he.

Don't do that. You keep doing that. You get flagged.

you need todo a post on how to be funny......mentors are badly needed....Baddddly!

Who is his mentor

follow @idikuci and go read his post How To Win Steem, start getting some guidance and stop spamming with begging others to read your post we won't

That's the last time I use a Groupon for a brothel

Hey @shanto24, show respect, don't plagiarise, don't upvote yourself 100% and upvote @traf if you're going to self upvote.