Tickled by your headline & your hallucinatory post.
I know you’re having fun, here, but if I were to take this even slightly seriously I’d say that our wants tend to scare things off (Trending Page, as well).
Teach us to care and not to care
Teach us to sit still
Even among these rocks
—Eliot
The serious side is: I started creating a blue face that ended up looking like shit and I already knew in advance I wasn't going to be trending today so I just destroyed the thing, wrote this mess, and here we are.