I didnt get fired but hindsight has left me asking why I was not fired.... in one job when I was 19 I did all of the following:
Rang up my boss and told him I wouldn't be in because I had died!!!!! I didnt turn in that day!!!!
Pushed a customer into a pond be ause he was complaining....... he dared me to do it!!!!
Walked out of work early because I wanted to go to the pub
Fell asleep in my car for 5 hours whilst on my break
Stole a colleagues lunch then gloated about how nice said lunch was..... i replaced it with a lesser quality lunch and an alco pop that was in my bag from the night before.
Got kicked out of a work function because i thought it would be fun to take the game twister and a bittke of baby oil.... it went horribly wrong when I accidentally sprayed baby oil on the dance floor...... missing the twister board altogether.....
But i dudnt get sacked!!!!!! Don't understand why.... there is more.... these are the highlights!!!!!