A lady walks in a drug store asking for some arsenic.
Seller: Why would you want arsenic?
Lady: To kill my husband.
Seller: Ma'am that's called murder, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Walk away before I call the cops!
(a line starts to form behind the lady)
Lady opens her purse and gives him a photo with her husband having an affair with hi's wife.
Seller: Oh, excuse me! I didn't notice that you had the recipe.
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