OMG. This is hilarious. I started seeing posts other people were making for your contest so had to come back and find this.
Your story about eating raw cookie dough reminded me of how as a little kid I used to eat RAW MEATLOAF. Fucking disgusting and my mother must have wished me dead via ecoli. Ground up cow, ketchup, and onions. WTF?
Lololol
Thanks! Omg I love raw cookie dough. More so than cookies. Lol. Raw meatloaf...that sounds like what we used to serve at a country club I worked at ages ago. Steak Tartar. Weak. 😂