Your disclaimer at the bottom makes it all worth it. Times of alternative facts, indeed.
But be careful now, they will be watching you even more closely since you're revealing deep secrets.... you know, the deep dwelling, Cthulhu-worshipping, cattle-organ-stealing, crop-circle-communicatin' mole people!
"One weird secret THEY don't want you to know about! The illuminati HATES him! Click here to find out more!"