NEVIES you have found your soul tribe, now your literature can be fully appreciated
whatever, a good laugh is needed in a world filled with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candles
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NEVIES you have found your soul tribe, now your literature can be fully appreciated
whatever, a good laugh is needed in a world filled with Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candles
Oh, and I just looked up Gwyneth Paltrow, I owe her an apology for not knowing about her all these while, she's such a genius, I wonder how I can make-up for this wrong I've done herHahahaha @battleaxe you really put it rightly 😂
GOOOOOOOOP, where rich bitches go to buy herbal tea you steam your vag with and also the vag candle, I'm eagerly awaiting to have my house smell like her magical female zone that was sooo magical that even Coldplay's leadman fell deep into it (for awhile) ;)
Thanks for being an engaging little fucker and commenting on a #lols post. Step two of the evil lols masterplan is to get shitloads of subscribers because that is like having a big cock, and right now a big cock would be good PR.
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https://peakd.com/c/hive-101750/created
Do you know somewhere I can buy those?
https://goop.com/de-en/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle/p/?variant_id=74552
Fuck me, this is serious as fuck....
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth