I should be at the bottom of that list mate. I'm a bankrupted, recovering alcoholic in therapy, and I may or may not have a friend that has a small penis.
(good shout with the contest, when I'm on the front end I'll pump the tits out of the post to get it seen by all the boring fucks ((if this offends you, make sure to check the trending page because this post is for you)), let's spice this place up a bit)
PS. I'll sponsor this with some juicy rewards, send me the winning posts and I'll throw 100-200 POB into the prize pool for you.
pumping tits? - got any selfies?
You'll have to contact FB and see if they have them on the internal servers. I told my flatmate to delete them from their platform because it wasn't a good look on two blokes.
@frot may disagree
#frot is a degenerate pervert...
I can totally see myself transitioning into a bike.
Thanks for being an engaging little fucker and commenting on a #lols post. Step two of the evil lols masterplan is to get shitloads of subscribers because that is like having a big cock, and right now a big cock would be good PR.
So if you have been as lazy as fuck and haven't done it yet, go to the #lols community homepage and hit subscribe. It will be worth your while later you lucky cockwomble.
https://peakd.com/c/hive-101750/created
Fuckin, how can I not sub.
14 inches on glorious growth, bitches beware. I'll not only best that puss, I'll also be digging in deep.
I should actually be higher on the list and my essays on why are coming soon as I actually have a cunt , I call her " The Bat Cave" but I thought all of this was to highlight the intellectualism on the blockchain and see that it's all about money?
fuck
"Moist" words to destroy and create with
with much power comes no responsibility
you should do coins stranger , "lols" ...not joking , strike while the oyster's moister
Thanks for being an engaging little fucker and commenting on a #lols post. Step two of the evil lols masterplan is to get shitloads of subscribers because that is like having a big cock, and right now a big cock would be good PR.
So if you have been as lazy as fuck and haven't done it yet, go to the #lols community homepage and hit subscribe. It will be worth your while later you lucky cockwomble.
https://peakd.com/c/hive-101750/created
Fuck yeah, job done. Feeling like Pinocchios alter ego, whenever he spits straight facts, he gets a massive erection.