Haha! Omg! Seriously! Only you would have to chop down an overbearing tree!
We had a couple crabapple trees the deer loved and they shared my peach tree with the sqirrels, but we have lots of fruit and don't mind sharing. They actually dont bother the two pear trees!
Very cool the tree grew back.
I expect you need a few nut trees!
INR, That one plumb had hundreds of pounds of giant plums in it and we had it pruned in a "teacup" style prune and the main trunk split almost right down the middle starting where all the branches tied in....to the ground. Never seen a tree do that before. The other one took storm damage and was weekened, then started breaking main branches from the bumper crop of fruit.
:)