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You can be Ned 3.0

I’m trying to be diplomatic. Fuck that

I guess this means you won't be interested in the basket of hair products I bought you for Christmas...

Suppose I'll just go wash the cat again...

I only go to the barbers when my hair starts to look like the old ruler.

Do you come out looking like a new ruler?

I guess I’ll let others be the judge of that. I bloody hope not

Well, it might not be so bad, since we're all moving into a new realm, learning to become the rulers of ourselves.

See what I did there?

So what do you want me to call you!!! I'll stick to @starkerz I think.

Makes sense