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I don't, I would have died (partly because I lack survival skills anyway but mostly because I'm the type that would be burned at the stake).

I'm the type that would be burned at the stake

It pays to know oneself. 🤣

I recall a witch-test they used to do. Tie some weights to the person and throw them in the river or lake. Sink: Not a witch. Float: Witch. Hmm, seems effective.

As much contempt as I feel for the idiot who came up with that mind numbingly stupid idea, I feel more for the even bigger idiots that accepted it without apparently thinking x_x

I think there was a thing called the church that had something to do with people accepting things that might otherwise be brought into question.