OMG for the whole thing. You write such great stuff. I just died and lots of omg's. I am so into this whole trash thing you're doing here.
“Staggerflapping”, the visuals that word brings are hilarious. What a great word. This whole little paragraph about upside-down Corona Light…omg...and punctuated with “I hate people.” I burst out laughing.
All the punctuated "I hate people" throughout is killing me. It's so visceral and so good.
Oh, yes, I did see the machete, I just got distracted by the whole post. 😂