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And now I'm comin' for you with a rusty pipe.

Size matters very much in the above situation, along with many more. Do I really need to spell out the alphabet on the dark side?

I thought you could give someone tetanus with any old rusty pipe. Nobody told me I'd have to have a specific size. Does that mean I lose the fight?

If you don't get the rusty pipe hitting home into hurty bleedy connection land first bat up, you might be struck out by the garbage spewing monster, so it's kind of dicey. If you're true on course, you win first ball up.