¡¡Slacker!!

You had me at the cover image.. sucked me in. Then I read about weekly and monthly author badges and I'm so confused now. Since I don't know wtf that stuff means, I'm referring back to the cover image.

Who snapped that? How many snaps were required? Heads up: should all of us find ourselves together somewhere and we're out bar hopping or something, getting kicked out of course cuz you're German, we're American, you know.... shit we can't help. When I say 'Pose' it means do whatever you did for that cover and I'll play photographer that way they have a reason to kick us out.

_{This concludes your midweek ramble}