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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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$LOLZ on behalf of bechibenner

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Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@phillarecette, I sent you an

You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ phillarecette. (9/10)@bechibenner!

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe
through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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$LOLZ on behalf of phillarecette

(9/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.@bechibenner, I sent you an