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It sounds like you've truly found your calling and the world is about to realise.

That's a little dramatic, but you know what?...it might be closer than you think...

Three decades of partying hard, and trying to push my intellect into the sewer and flushing it away, seems to have backfired...bugger...

....Ah fuck, I've got people telling me things about me now! Wooohooo...that's a 100% upvote ! (it rarely happens..).