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You ok? Reeesheeee is probably passed out somewhere! Texting him now!

That shriek woke me up.


I think this will be good for you.

That's racism against my great ancestors. Please @hiveqa/@murphysbar sort out your bartenders or else.

I don't see anything wrong here. Our bartender gave you our finest selection of chocolate milk, which I enjoy myself very much so. Please enjoy your drink or we'll have to call in our bouncers to kick you out.

Try again. I am the bouncer.

You claiming we are a racist bar? HOW DARE YOU!

Can you just get me something a little alcoholic please.

 5 years ago (edited) 

I got you a diet coke and Rum!

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I still have faith you'll be a solid bouncer here at Murphy's Bar. Don't ask about the Sarah part xD

Take that back, I got him a bottle of something great. On the house.

You're the better bartender ngl

No leaving till you finish the bottle.

Thanks. Finished! Something else please?

How are you still speaking straight? Try walking.

speaking of shrieks Livid showing up?

LOL I hope not