My New Body! hehe

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I wanted to join this contest on the 45th challenge - but time got away from me, as it usually does! hehehe

So this week when I got the notification that another one was ready, I needed to stop, drop, and write! 🤣

Especially when I saw the questions! hahahahaha I knew EXACTLY what I would write about. Awesome choices, @saffisara! I actually thought I could put in TWO entries for this week since the questions are so fun! heheheh but let me just begin with ONE since I tend to get carried away.

So...

my question choice for the challenge this week is..

If you could change bodies for a day with anyone, who would it be and why?

This question is so ridiculously easy for me to answer! hehehe The person who is EXACTLY MY OPPOSITE!

MY HUSBAND 🤣

  • He is tall, I am short.
  • He is blonde, I am brunette.
  • He has light eyes, I have the blackest eyes you have ever seen. hahaha
  • He is thin. I am...... CURVY. yes, let's just say CURVY! hehee
  • He has lighter skin. I have sunshine skin. hehe

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Not only is he the opposite of me in physical appearance, but he is also exactly my opposite in personality! hehe

  • He is quiet. I am.... not. LOL
  • He is cocky hahahahahahahahahaha I am.... not LOLOLOL (I'm seriously cracking myself up as I write this lol)
  • He doesn't talk a lot, but he actually does like to talk!
  • I talk a lot, but I actually would prefer to be alone, in silence (yep - no one believes this - but for those who know me best - then know it's true hahhaha)
  • We are actually both pretty funny. We spend most of our time laughing hard. but he has a dry, dark sense of humor. some might say sick! hahahaha I have a silly sense of humor. but the funny thing is - we have both rubbed off on each other in this area!

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But back to why I would want to change BODIES with him!

Well, as you can see - he sees the world from HIIIIIIIIGH above! hehehe

By the way, if all of you short people wonder... "hmmm I wonder if tall people can see all the places that I can't get to dust in my home" YES. THEY DO SEE IT. AND YES THEY DO JUDGE YOU!!! 😂

I remember one time we were going to move to Austin, Texas. I couldn't go, so he took video of the houses that he was looking at. When he brought back the footage it was hilarious!!! It was like I was seeing from the ceiling!!! I couldn't imagine walking through places THAT TALL. Yep - he has to duck when he goes in doors. hehehe

Hmmmm. you know - the more I talk about this, the more I'm wondering if I really want to change bodies with him???? hahahaha

He can't usually find chairs to be comfortable in. Cars are not very comfy either. He has to buy all specialty clothes and shoes because they don't have a lot of variety in his sizes in the stores LOL

His back usually hurts because he has to bend down for his small wife...
(and every other person in the world hehe)

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Hmmm, you know. changing bodies would really only be good for ONE DAY I guess after all this talking about how inconvenient it is to be so tall ! LOLOL

But, I will say SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!


He (@biggerjoe) and my son (@bbqgriffinwings) , and my daughter (@quirky.countess) have the MOST AMAZING metabolisms. You know people like that right?

I walk by a bakery and sniff a cupcake, and I gain 13.7 pounds.

They eat 3 cakes, each. and they lose weight in the process.

ughhhhhhhh

so yes yes yes - I would like to try on his body - and eat ALL THE CAKES I WANT for a day. and then... leave him to burn it all off hehehehehe

(which would probably take 4 seconds anyway.)

And I would like to see the world from up high too. That would be fun!

and just so you don't think "AWWWWWW DREEM. YOU'RE SO SUPER POCKET-SIZED!"



yes - I am short - but not THAT short.

Here is proof!!!! hahahahaa
(I had to blur others out because I didn't get permission. hehehe It's from my sister's wedding)

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See? hehehe Is it me??? or is it him??? LOLOLOL

I say him!!! 😂
ok... maybe it's both of us! hahahaha
I am 5'2" and that is definitely small hehehe (and i'm wearing heels in that picture above)

and he is 6'8" hehehehehe and that is DEFINITELY tall!!! LOL (and he is NOT wearing heels in that picture above hahahahaha)

But... as you can see...

when we sit down, we fit just fine!

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Hehe, I hope that you enjoyed this little peek into my life! And now you know, that after ONE DAY of switching bodies, I would be happy and content to get back into my short, curvy, dark-haired, dark-eyed, sunshine-skinned self!

Thanks for reading 😘

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Your way of writing and express yourself 😂 Hahahaha
You had me giggling... And Yupp your husband is TALL and I SOOO know how you feel as I am same hight as you... Or hight 🤔 Hmm... A short smurf?
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I wished so many times that I was a bit taller.. And a secret only for YOU wish my (.) (.) were smaller to 😂 Hahahaha

Your husband seems like a Great person and I think it is a great person to change body with for a day. I really enjoyed reading this and I got lots of giggles... And awwwws... You are beautiful sis ❤️
Good luck 🤗

I have wished the same about the
(.) (.)
Hahahahahhahahahahaha

Because we are so small! Hahahaha and ..... Anyway! Hahahahahhaa

Yes ..you and I share the same mind on that, Sapphire Sis!!!! 😂😂😂😂

I miss seeing our images like that!!!!! Hehehehhee I used to love seeing them so much!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

They bring back so many amazing memories. I miss our sapphire foursome hehehehe

And we are the perfect height!! Don't worry hehehhee we are great just they way we are!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Yes we do have the same mind in much and I also miss our pictures and Sapphire fam so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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And I can't wait to see you in RL and give you The BIGGEST 🤗
I know how crazy you and I can get when we are in that mood 😁 giggle, naughty flashes in window 😂 Hahahaha
I won't say more.... Erase... Lol

I missed you alot and I hope we get to catch up for real soon 😘
And I am honored to share hight with you sis 😁 lol
Have a wonderful week. Love you 🥰

Bubble bath? Blue oils? 😂Hahahaha
Sorry... Just had to

SAFFI I AM DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

the DMS LOLOLOLOL

erase erase erase erase LOLOLOLOLOL

by the way - I still have my window - and its still the same 😂

I've missed you too my Sis. but we are never that far away!!!

@bluefinstudios do you see this sassy sassafras girl in here!!!! giving away all the sapphire secrets LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i love you Saffi!!!!!!!! you have an amazing week too - and maybe we can do a sapphire catchup soon hehehe

@dreemsteem and @saffisara feel free to send the (•)(•) to me for safe keeping.

wow.

just.... wow.

i shall NOT LOL

😂 Hahahaha

You want the (.) (.) wrappt in silver paper or you want them squeezed into a little box?
And shall I send it to...


Heavenly oil Street
Bath tub nr 4
666 66 Boobtown@bluefinstudios

😁 LMAO

I prefer Hand Delivery.
In fact, I may have to make it myself.

I'm trying to imagine that scenario of you waking up one morning to see yourself get up out bed, put on the wrong oversized bathrobe and head to the kitchen for another Cupcake. Lol!

hahahahahahaha
after my third cupcake I'll realize i'm back in my old body and think DOH!!!!!

But was it a Dream? Or was it really that "Freaky Friday" or "Twilight Zone" moment? Only your Weight Scale will know for sure. Another cupcake?

Another cupcake can never be too bad hahahahhaha

Oh, my! He really is tall! 😮 That would certainly be an experience to swap bodies with him! Loved your rationale, and that video he took would definitely be a shocker! 😂

The video was like...

YOU SEE THIS EVERYDAY?!?!

he shrugged and said ..."yeah"

Hahahahaha

I was so much more impressed than he was... It was just normal to him 😂😂😂😂

Maybe you should make a video for him, walking around your house, looking up at those high kitchen cabinets and such, to give him some perspective, too! 😁

If you switched bodies I bet you'd get picked for the basketball team quicker..

No way!!! I'm like Spud Webb! Hahaha

Lol. Okay. It's your story. You tell it how you want to.. 😂🤣🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

Hahahhahaa maybe I'd go be a model with that height hahahahhahaa

Love all the pictures of the two of you!!! And miss seeing your smile in person!

hello my friend!!!!!!! you put down those needles to come find me?!?! hahahahahahahaha

we were just talking about you yesterday!!!!! were your ears ringing? We were talking about how Mike asked if we had any deer - and in the 2 years we were here - there were NONE.
and then like magic - a deer comes right up and stares into our window.

hahahahahahahahaha that was HILARIOUS!!!

That was hilarious for sure! We had such a nice visit! And miss our road-tripping lol

Yes, put the needles down for a second, didn't look at the garden, and the kids are on a trip and/or in school.
Watched your video about your project. I am rooting for you and wishing you all the success in the world!!
❤️

Hahaha, what a fun read!!!
And a great first article!

And good luck with the contest.
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hehehe i'm already having a lot of fun in the discord! and so happy to finally be in this challenge hehehehe


SO CUTE...OH WOW.... LOOK at @bbqgriffinwings and @quirky.countess

hehehehe aren't they so tiny
their little faces were SOOOO tiny

I would say he is much taller 🤣 that's is the only reason we can say you are shorter other wise 5.2 is a perfect hight one can have... Finally I have started reading posts on hive and this is inspiring me to start writing again

Yayyyyyyy

Im so glad that you're getting inspired again!!!!!

Make sure to tag me in the comment section in your first post so I don't miss it!!!!! :)

Wasnt my day starting of with a laugh because it’s Monday well it’s back and I laught a bit to hard in teh office just now.
The fact that you wrote so imagery and put in teh nice picture is great.
Love the wedding picture even now with the blurred squares.

Changing bodies will also mean other things, like peeing standing up and going to the man’s changing room in the gym.

I see benefits everywhere, and 24 hours is just long enough I guess. The fun fact is because we have the questions in the weekly Ladiesofhive contest we can dream and think about these new worlds. But again 24 hours is enough we would go and miss our curves.
Thanks for cracking up my early Monday morning

Hahahahahhahahahahaha

Peeing standing up!!!!!!! I never thought of this!!!!!

But what a convenience if I'm camping hahahahaha

Except wait .. I don't like camping.

But he does.

So does that mean I'll like camping??? Since I'm in his body?!! Hahahahahhahaha

Maybe the only reason I hated camping is because I couldn't pee standing up!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hi, don't be scared. I do this sometimes. It's my way of making sure you know I'm glad we met.

Hehhehee I'm dying laughing at the image!!!!

I love the comment on the random post hehehe and...

I have learned to trust the natural ebb and flow of relationships. That is the most genuine way to let it happen, especially when both parties feel relaxed to let it happen too.hehehe

I had a best friend who would only see me once every 6 months...and then we would sit across from.each other in my living room.and talk for 18 hours straight....no joke lololol

And we both loved it... knowing we probably wouldnt talk again for 4-6 months

So. Don't ever feel the need to apologize for time away

It happens when it's good :)

Well now that we have a better idea of who we are, I think you might enjoy this comic I made.

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DID YOU MAKE THIS ONE UP?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man - i waited 2 days for this one! hahahaha almost 3 days now cuz its NIGHT and i had this open on my tabs all... day.... long.

i swear. where does the time go. I don't know. hahahaha

but now its time for a NEWER schedule after my latest new schedule. perhaps- perhaps that will work better.

sigh. LOL

Yes ma'am that's designed, sealed, delivered by yours truly.

HEHEHE well me likey!

-Hi! Hehehe.So sweet and fun to read!!!💕. Opposite attracts they said hahaha!! and you look good together..all the pictures were so adorable, it conveyed an image of a very happy couple!. You know what, after all the things you said about your husband, and if you will change bodies for one day, you will surely experience some difficult time, hehe but full of excitement, but you should always be careful hehe, for example, entering a small place, you might forget your new height hehe..ahw my..then clothes and other things hahaha! And the "metabolism" well that was one thing that you will surely enjoy hehehhe..eating a lot, without thinking of the weight gain. And what excites me more, after all the opposite characters you both have, you were living happily hehehhe, you managed to love your differences heheheh..how sweet hehe. But I really couldn't imagine how you will act like "him"..especially in "talking" matters hahaha! And him as "you" hahaha. I guess that is more difficult for him Hehehe..he will also experience the busy mind that never dares to stop till exhausted hahaha!. It was truly fun. I enjoyed reading this. God bless you both and your family💚.

Since yesterday, every time I felt bored resting here, I open Hive to read your posts even though I still feel dizzy and weak, it energizes me. Like I always said..you are contagious hehehehe!!!.💕

Thank you for inviting me to join in this challenge. Maybe tomorrow or the next day this will be the first post that I am going to write, I still couldn't write anything today hehe. Thinking about whom I going to change my body for a day hmmmmm. Just to think of the person I'm laughing already.. but I will see hahahahaha!!

This is a winning entry!!💜💚💖

Have a blessed day! Love lots!!!❤❤❤🙏🌷

#dreemer

Hahahahaha I'm so glad that I brought a little joy into your life yesterday!!!! Hahahaha

If we aren't doing that, then what good is life? We have to spread the joy, right!! Hehehe

You should enter the challenge when you feel better to see who you would like to be!

If my husband had my busy mind for even one day ....he would be looking for some miracle drug to make the voices stop talking hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

He couldn't even sleep! Lol
Because they don't even let me sleep lololol

But funny thoughts . Hehhee

I wonder if you'll write something too!!! Hehehe I want to know whose body you would have lololol

I am so glad you fit fine despite your physical difference. I like the bit about metabolism that is the only reason I would ever think of switching bodies with anyone.
Enjoyed reading this.. this was so fun Hehe

Hahahahaha it was really fun writing it too!!! Lololol
And yes ...I think hr metabolism would be so worth it

He doesn't gain anything no matter what he eats hahahah

He used to eat so badly!!! He is a chef so he didn't get time to eat real meals (which is so ironic!!! Lol)

So he would just grab Doritos and peanut m&Ms

All day every day!!!

And he didn't gain any weight?!?!!

How in the world is this possible!!! Hahahahhaha

HUGE BAGS OF PEANUT M&MS hahahaha

Like the 2 pound bags! Lololol

Finally I told him ...it doesn't matter if you don't gain weight! It's so bad for your health!!! Eat well hahahah

Now he mostly does 😂

Glad you put some sense into him. hehe.
we need to eat healthy no matter what.
You two take care!! ♥️

He is sooooo tall

I would like to try on his body - and eat ALL THE CAKES I WANT for a day. and then... leave him to burn it all off

That made me laugh so hard - I say YES!!! Though if it is his body my guess is, you can eat all the cakes you want and it'll be find :D

Hahahahahaha that's right!!!

When I got back to my body I better get used to NO MORE CAKES fast hahahahhahahahaa

Lol. I don't wanted myself to be such tall but unfortunately I am also that much tall. Everyone looks dwarf.lol. 😔

Hehehhee are you that tall too!!!!

My husband probably thinks that everyone is a dwarf too! Hehehe

But don't worry! You will find someone who fits you too!!!! Hehehe

They make a beautiful couple and apparently complement each other very well, many blessings!

Awww thank you so much!!!!

My husband will see this later and smile at your blessings 💕🤗

I think we have similar things! 😂

Cute and tiny then talk a lot!

That's often happening, women that talk a lot will have a man that just quiet 😂

Hahahahhahaha!!!!

That's the way it works best lol

yeeeep that’s how a couple works 😂😂😂😂😂❤️

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
This post made my day seriously, I couldn't stop laughing. You got the winner position from me already 😉

He's so tall!!!!!🤭 Like I can imagine the height in reality just from looking at the pictures and you ma'am! Oh my goodness, you're way down from him 🤣 I think I'm dying of laughing right now.

Switching bodies for a day is a very nice idea until you wake up the next day and forget you're back to normal then you bend at the door only to hear others laughing so hard at you 🤣🤣

But I'm thinking, you think you could cope with a tall body without any practice? Like you have to bend at the doors, look downwardsssssss to look at your short husband 🤭 I didn't say that 🤣

This entry is so lovely, love those pictures you shared. Your smile is beautiful as always... Nice one ma'am.


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hahahahahaha yes - when he brought that video home - and it was from his perspective - it really let me see what he sees everyday! I was amazed hahahahaa
he was looking down on everyonoe LOLOLOL

can you imagine me bending down at 5'2" ahahahahahahahaha
they would think I was crazy.

what are you bending for?? did you lose something Leah? hahahahahaha

thta's true though - without practice, I would be slamming into everything
I'd for sure hit my head hahahahahahahahahaa

LOLOLOL thank you for coming to visit me hahahaa

I can imagine how he looks down on everyone but really, I wonder how it feels 🤣 he will be like "I could see the middle of his head, it's bald!" 😂 😂 😂

Now I'm imagining stuffs 🤣

Let's just hope you'd be informed that you'll be switching bodies a few days to the day so you could practice 😂


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hahahahahahahaah yep!
he says that he sees SO MANY THINGS that we wouldn't want to see
hahahahahaha

you know why?? because we are so short - we dont ever get to see those things - so imagine how dusty things are up high - and we don't even think about it!

but he sees it all and thinks - yuck! hahahahahahahahahah

jejejeje al principio me sentí identificada con las descripciones que das de las personalidades de ambos ya que así somos mi pareja y yo, me agardo leerte, te deseo suerte en el concurso. Bendiciones🙌🤗🌷

hehehehe at first I felt identified with the descriptions you give of the personalities of both since that is how my partner and I are, I am agardo reading you, I wish you luck in the contest. Blessings🙌🤗🌷

hahahahahhahaha thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad that you know what it is like to be with an opposite partner! hahaha

it is fun! right?? :)


jajajajajajajaja muchas gracias !!!!!!!!!!!
¡Me alegra que sepas lo que es estar con una pareja opuesta! jajaja

¡es divertido! ¿¿correcto?? :)

Eso esta como la letra de una canción, a veces si, a veces no😅😂🤣

That is like the lyrics of a song, sometimes yes, sometimes no😅😂🤣

Your husband is TALL! Oh my. Hahahah! First time I saw a picture of the two of you, I was shocked. If you switched bodies, you would definitely enjoy the view from up there! Won't that be interesting if it was possible.

I can see you are complete opposite. What's that saying again? Opposites attract! 😉😄

... he has a dry, dark sense of humor..

I remember that time you were on a 40 days fruit fast I think and hubby joined you. Then you asked how you could help and he answered, "just kill me now." I laughed so hard that day. 😂😂

You look good together! 💖

hehehehehehe we really are completely opposite

but in time - we are growing a bit more like each other hehehehee

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remember that fast?!?!?!?! hahahahahahaha

oh my gosh - here I am on day 16 - wasting away
and he is telling me KILL ME NOWWWWWWWWWWW for his 2nd day hahahahahahaha

come on!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

oh my gosh - he is really funny hahahahaha

thank you!!!! i love you EKdG ehehe

For a day? Assuming I get to remember everything that I picked apart in their brain - Elon Musk. I would also tie myself up and make sure someone knocked me out, like put me under completely for 24 hours so he couldn't see my mind. He's got some secrets, and I want to know what they are.

ahhhh that wasn't discussed hahahaha - if we could have each other's thoughts too!!!! hahahahahahaha

but you are hilarious! you want in his - but he can't get in yours ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I can't believe even with heels in the last picture, you still🤐🤐🤐😂😂😂
Let's not say that lol. I have always known your husband to be super tall. Where your children got the height from. Isn't it intimidating?😂😂 just kidding though lol.
You are quite the opposite of your husband but I am sure you could do just fine for a day's switching.

Please tell @biggerjoe that I need AT LEAST ONE post on his account to reply to!!!

Missing you a lot!

😄😇😉

@creatr


All 4 verses~! You know that's love. :)Hahahahaha~! Miss you and think about you two lovebirds a lot~! My bride already has me moving waaaaay to fast on this as it is....Posting is far down the line. Hope all is well, please give your sweetheart our kindest regards. Praying "Showers of Blessing" over you. @dreemsteem

Hey, @biggerjoe!!!

When do we get to have another double-date at Panya Thai Kitchen? :D

Good to "hear" your voice. We miss you, gentle giant...

Random question for you: have you ever tried brewed cacao?
We have not, but some arrived just today. It's an experiment. I may never give up coffee, but this is reputed to be a much healthier substitute...

Back to "biz..." Our guest room is now empty one granddaughter, who is away at college. You and your bride need to come stay with us for a while!

Love and blessings,

- @creatr