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Looks like you weren't able to "defend" yourself from the autocorrect "strike" again. πŸ€”πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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Indeed I was not! I type very quickly, and while I catch most spelling goofs, many still do sneak through. πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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I think there's a saying that a person can't defend forever. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ€“πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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Something like that! It sure seems true! πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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And I think what follows in the saying is that the person should sooner or later go on the offense. πŸ€―πŸ§˜πŸ€―πŸ€“πŸ˜…

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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That is a good strategy, but it must be calculated offense. πŸ˜πŸ™πŸ’šβœ¨πŸ€™

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There is another saying that there should be a good balance between raw power and the control of that power. πŸ€“πŸ˜…

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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