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Me either, our schools actually train for such a case and have extra security now and we live in a relatively safe neighborhood.

When I was about thirteen, two of my friends were riding a farm motor bike they repaired and got pulled over by a policeman.

The rider had a 303 slung across his back, and the pillion had a 202 on his and a shotgun on his lap.

The policeman asked,

"Is this bike registered?"

Nah, it is a farm bike we use for hunting.

"Keep it off the main roads, boys."

Simpler times.