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I find this hard to believe. 🤐

What's that now? That I'm shy and retiring? Don't you know I joined a self-assertiveness course but had to leave after the first lesson because I was too shy for lesson 2?

Nah, that you don't like to show your ass in public. 😁

Oh no! You haven't found my 'Only fans' page, have you?

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