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Ha, it would never reach his face. His is the clotted yellowish sort. He will be straight at the hand Shandy's though after the initial premature blowoff 🤣🤣🤣

Dribbler you reckon? 🤣

Absolutely. Porridge dribbler!! 🤣🤣

Kedgeree style yoghurt of course.

Oh of course.

Haha, porridge!