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 3 months ago (edited) 

Haha! He'll be scrambling for the downvote button and trying to stay out of the way of his jizum as he prematurely ejaculates at the same time so eager he will be. 💦 Old @amirl the premature ejaculator...they call him jizface for short.

Ha, it would never reach his face. His is the clotted yellowish sort. He will be straight at the hand Shandy's though after the initial premature blowoff 🤣🤣🤣

Dribbler you reckon? 🤣

Absolutely. Porridge dribbler!! 🤣🤣

Kedgeree style yoghurt of course.

Oh of course.

Haha, porridge!