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I know right? In this case Aristotle was way off base although, in his defence, I'm not sure they had cheesecake back in ye olden times.

That might explain why they were so salty back then!

Yeah, eating stale bread and sour goats milk every day would salt up one's vag quite quickly.

And a salted vag is not to be taken lightly!

We have Warning signs here in Australia, literally everywhere.

Warning: Salty vag in the proximity, approach with caution.

The smart ones heed the warning.

I have heard of this, they quite like hiding under the bush and can pounce without warning. Hell mend those who don't exercise the caution!!

They lay in wait and pounce when one least expects it; quite unsettling for the unwary.