'Scuze me, Sir...I would like to talk to you about your extended auto warranty'
'I would like to talk to you about Jesus, if I could just have a few moments of your time'
'Would you like to buy (insert bullshit)'
'Have I got a deal for you! Would you like to switch (insert bullshit)'
Maybe you should move your No Soliciting sign to cover your doorbell, then rig up a dummy bell that only delivers a shock to the ringer. Would probably get sued lol
You just about covered all the usual ones. Sounds like someone who has lived the experience recently. You are right, in today's society we would get taken to court for sure.
Yea, better stay on the right side of the law lol
LOL