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Well, as a born and bred Australian, I'm nothing like those idiots, but I'm a country lad, from a small rural town, and may have touched an electric fence or two in my time.

I know, but, you find people all around the world who think they're tougher than a cow :) still, I laughed like crazy. And please, tell me, who has never touched an electric fence? We all have, but just a touch, not holding onto it. :))