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Wow! That must have been a real let down and I don't know what a splatter movie is, but just the name
does not sound very happy. You should rather stick to Goldilocks 🤣 !LOLZ

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That's a kind of cheap, very cheap horror movie - much unreal blood and such things 🤢🤮
I had to google what Goldilocks is and you are very right - I would definitely prefer such a movie 😂 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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Yuccky stuff by the sound of it and I just cannot understand why anyone would even make junk like that.

Oh? You don't know Goldilocks? Everyone knows Goldilocks except you and me, as Marian gave me the name 🤣 !LOLZ

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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People make money with almost everything, my friend, you just have to know where or to whom to sell it.

Oh, I do know Goldilocks, I just didn't know the English name 😂 !LOLZ


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Oh yes, you are right as one man's waste is another man's gold 😉

Ach so, would it be Fraulein "Goldlockchen" ??? 🤣 !LOLZ

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What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

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Both answered are Yes 👍😁 !LOLZ


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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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👉👍👈🤣😊😉

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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