RE: A visitor to the Jasmin plant.

[papilloncharity]

Wow! That must have been a real let down and I don't know what a splatter movie is, but just the name
does not sound very happy. You should rather stick to Goldilocks 🤣 !LOLZ

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[johannpiber]

That's a kind of cheap, very cheap horror movie - much unreal blood and such things 🤢🤮
I had to google what Goldilocks is and you are very right - I would definitely prefer such a movie 😂 !LOLZ

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[papilloncharity]

Yuccky stuff by the sound of it and I just cannot understand why anyone would even make junk like that.

Oh? You don't know Goldilocks? Everyone knows Goldilocks except you and me, as Marian gave me the name 🤣 !LOLZ

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[johannpiber]

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Oh, I do know Goldilocks, I just didn't know the English name 😂 !LOLZ

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[papilloncharity]

Oh yes, you are right as one man's waste is another man's gold 😉

Ach so, would it be Fraulein "Goldlockchen" ??? 🤣 !LOLZ

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[johannpiber]

Both answered are Yes 👍😁 !LOLZ

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