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What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!

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Yep, I have seen them in videos jumping and catching flies - amazing 😀
I think in a few weeks it will be big enough for photos.


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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So here's a plan, you put a piece of old meat in a saucer on a table and wait for the flies to hold a meeting on it. Then you set your camera on video and let Timmy put Jimmy on the table.
I look forward to see the videos of Jimmy jumping to get the flies 🤣 !LOLZ

Cheers and thanks.

Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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Nice plan, but it means we should stay hungry and then smell the rotting meat in our apartment until some flies appear. I think we better take the fruit flies that my son is breeding in a plastic box and try it with them 🤣 !LOLZ


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Fruit flies do sound like a better solution and a rotten peach will certainly smell better than rotten meat.
So now we wait to see the new videos, unless you have some excuse again 🤣 !LOLZ

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Yep, but at the moment we are waiting that it grows and hopefully stays Alice.

You know I will always have an excuse, my friend 🤣 !LOLZ


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Ah, so the jumping spider's name is Alice. How do you know that it's a female, as Alice is a girl's name? I remember a song that goes "living next door to Alice" 🤣 !LOLZ
Btw. I know that you meant "Alive" 🤣

The mountain goat of excuses, that's a great moniker 🤣🤣🤣

Cheers and thanks.

I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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!LOLZ - I was replying on the phone and didn't look at the auto corrections it seems. I really meant "alife" 🤣 The spiders name is "Lukas Günther" and don't ask me why they named it so 😄

I know that song and I like it a lot ... doesn't a line in that song say "who the f**k is Alice?" 😅


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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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