There is a misunderstanding on my part. I was replying to your content part that says
This seldom works smoothly and so it is accompanied by a lot of brutal German swear-words. (Imagine me with light blond hair, which is pinned into an immaculate braided hairdo, wearing a dirndl shouting commands alternately at my phone and router.
Funnily, I wanted to know the curses (not course) you have in mind as I also do it if my finger is pinched by a needle... etc.
Oh noooo I will blush intensely if I have to write this down. German swearing is not very creative a lot of 💩💩💩 (Scheiße, Dreckmist) or the German equivalent to the English F-word (ficken) and sometimes a strange mix of all together like FIckscheiße, but this last one is so bad!!! I would never say it when others are around.
Oh noooo, I am honestly writing this down - shameeeee 🤪😆🤢