Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is webs!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@elementm again again!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
webs
As in,
Don’t talk to flies about webs! For them, it’s a sticky subject.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
- https://bit.ly/improvonpopin to join me on a gaming app where I host funny trivia on Sunday nights, and Spades, Hearts, and Liar’s dice on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday
OK, I've got one:
Have you heard the theory that spiders are better at spotting flies near strong internet connections? They're calling it web sight …🥁
Which arachnid has the best snack booth at the circus??
The funnel cake spider!
Punsters have been known to spin cringe-tangled webs. Unable to think of a good pun, I asked Night Cafe to gen an image of a spider on a web. So, here is my cringe tangled web:
Thanks again (again) @improv 😅! I think this one will take me a few days but I'll do my best to think of something in time 👍