Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is mystery!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
mystery
As in,
How will we keep the robbers from our abodes, Watson? Will we secure them?
Sure! Lock homes!
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My favorite crime/mystery movie is probably,"how the Grinch stole Christmas," it's a real whodunnit!
When did men figure out it’s a bad idea to pee into the wind? It’s a mist-ery that we don’t have a solid answer yet.
My favorite song by Sarah McLachlan is that one that she wrote about Agatha Christie and how she wrote all those detective novels. You've probably heard it, it's called "Building a Mystery."
This pun is done in the style of our host.
Terry Watson, was a good sidekick for Sherlock Holmes- but he was a lousy speller. In fact, he would have to ask Holmes for help getting past the letter 'K.'
"L M N, Terry!" Sherlock Explained.
Wow, I swore I responded days ago, my bad. Thanks for the win! I finally came up with a pun for this week too :
Welcome to my underwhelming magic show! My lovely assistant is thinking of a number right now between eight and ten. Can you figure it out? Your guess is as good as nine...🥁