This totally reminds me of a very crooked buddy I had 🤣 he does everything number 1 when we're young. The first to get laid, the first to got kicked out from school, the first to got into jail after scamming his own employer, the first who got married.
There was one time he said, "If you failed to anal, at least you get pussy... Wait... I already have pussy." 🤣🤣🤣
Well, eventually he left us at his early 30s due to "undisclosed sickness" and become a legend, topic about him screwing around become our nostalgic business talk whenever old boys gathering🤣