Parkway Snarkway

Yeeeeehawww! Back in the saddle again! Actually, I don't own a saddle. Or a motorcycle. Remember y'all, helmets cause cancer. Think it was the Surgeon Major that told me that.

Finally managed to get out and about to do a little street photography and managed to stumble upon the Eternal Fountain of Hydration. Barring acts of Allah or the water company, it's always going full tilt with nary a soul around. Probably haunted.

All Your Radiations Are Belong To Us. Just toss a 5G bath bomb into the warm waves of your electromagnetic bath and you'll never need ivermectin again!

Happy Easterween! If I remember my Monday school lessons correctly, that's when the Easter Bunny comes back from the dead and if he sees his shadow it's twelve more months of politicians.

Amaranth says that the sidewalk life is not all it's cracked up to be. Weird to see food growing out of the sidewalk.

There's nothing like going for a jaunt in your neighborhood for making new friends. This one's going in the Walk/Drive Up Portraits folder, they actually asked me to take their photo. That's enough nonsense out of me but before I go, I'd like to remind you to have your hurricanes spayed or neutered.

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I love the first photo, it's my favorite in fact but so is the last one 😂
Every photo of this hike is interesting, what you captured and how you describe it, I really enjoyed your posts my friend.

...And fuck 5G :D

Ha, I was having a hard time deciding which was the opener and which to close with 😎 The first one was definitely more challenging to get but last one is going to be perfect for one of my projects. Thank you my friend, glad you enjoyed it.

Hahaha, just wait until there's 6G.

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I like the motorcycle shot. Nice without a helmet and with the cigarette in his mouth 😀
I see there is not really a red line in this street photography series (doesn't have to, but I always try to find one 😀).
I also like the tree growing out the sidewalk. Well spotted! I didn't see directly it was a sidewalk until I read the description. Maybe you would have seen more of the environment when you had taken the shot from another angle.

I think it turned out the best of all the ones I shot that day. A while back I posted a few motorcycle shots and got lots of responses about the fact that they weren't wearing helmets, which hadn't really even registered with me at the time. Ever since I've been trying to snap photos of any motorcyclists I see while out shooting as a sort of documentary survey of helmet wearing. This guy was firmly in the "hope I die before I get old" camp.
Red line? I'm not for sure what you mean.
Ah, yeah, I was trying to isolate it and with how that lens compresses things it was always going to be hard to tell. Other circumstances restricted the angles I could shoot it from, sadly.

A while back I posted a few motorcycle shots and got lots of responses about the fact that they weren't wearing helmets

I think it's dumb not to wear a helmet, but it's their choixe. And its better for your photo 👍

Awesome series of shots and a fun read
I no longer own a bike back in my teens and twenties I did, but seldome on the street, Motocross was more my style

Thank you! Was completely stuck on what to write but eventually got frustrated enough to just write whatever came to mind.
I always wanted one but I suspect that my continued existence has something to do with me never having owned one. Motocross just seems like it'd be a lot more fun. Lol, every once in a while I'll come across someone riding dirt bikes in the parks here.

Between Motocross and playing rugby I beat up my body I feel it now as I get older lOL

Ha, I feel ya. My body is a lot better these days at reminding me of which bones I've broken over the years.

funny how age does that to us

These are beautiful

Thank you :)

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