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RE: I Swear To Drunk Occifer, I'm Not God

in Black And White3 years ago

I'll drink to that!

Water, of course, unless I'm feeling frisky and then I'll go straight Coke Zero at room temp.

That quote's hilarious.

Mutant turtle?! L O L but that last one. Almost the whole front line is helmeted and facing forward and then there's that dude.

Jethro, Thank you.

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Coke Zero, neat. That was how I used to take my bourbon!

Robert Heinlein is the shit, one of my favorite authors, there's plenty more good ones where that one came from. Lol, the only wedding I've officiated (I'm ordained in the Universal Life Church) I used one of his books instead of a bible and multiple quotes of his as part of the ceremony.

I still can't figure out what the fuck was going on with the one guy in the last photo, I've got several from that incident and he's like that in all of them.

My pleasure, sir!

iheart weddings.

I got a Charles Bukowski line I really like, I don't know it verbatim but pretty much... When I'm shitfaced drunk and she's pissed off to the point she wants to kill me cuz I'm shitfaced drink, we're almost equal.

I can't NOT laugh at that. Even right now.