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You forgot Elvis. Can vouch for the Colonel being alive still, used to live in the same apartment building as him.

How could I have forgotten Elvis?! duh.

If you can hook up a Colonel autograph, I'd die a happy man.

Funny you mention that, I actually have one. It's a menu/pamphlet for his restaurant and motel that he signed and dated back in the 70s. Found it in an antique store in Tipp City, Ohio when I was a kid and gave something like $4 for it.

wow, that's hilarious. Well with inflation, it's probably worth at least $10 now. I'll send you the HIVE ;)