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Ha, somehow your kidnapper vans look less sketchy than ours do. Could just be those old VWs just conjure up thoughts of the hippies in the 60s.

Everything is prepackaged in the vans here, does that "Specially made for you" mean those still put together everything on the fly?

Yup, it is old-school: just a soft-serve machine and cones inside the van. Buying prepackaged stuff is more expensive and runs the risk of stock remaining unsold