We make such jokes about hard bread too! I remember back in college, there was this small bakery in the neighborhood at the back of our school where we would hang out during our breaks.
One of my friends would often buy a bag of a certain type of fist-sized bread, which, by his own admission, were hard as a rock!
And he would often joke that if we ever got in trouble there while he's around eating his favorite bread, he would come to our aid by throwing the bread at the heads of whoever we were in a tussle with. 🤣
@kryptik.tigrrr3d hahahahahaa there are certain breads that are hard as rock but the inside is soft. I saw new yorkers had this "knock" test and it's real. I guess the bread they had was like that but it's funny joke regardless :D
I asked some of my friends in FB if they remembered it, and one said we called it "stone bread" back then. It was so hard you could kill someone with it. 🤣