Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is losing!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics, @theabsolute
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
All three of you!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Losing
As in,
Where do the losers stand? On de feet.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I lost a really bad fight once.
Mark O'leary was giving me guff down at the pub and we ended up getting into it.
He would punch me and every time I tried to hit him...I would miss.
Worst fight ever!
I really missed the Mark.
Watson just couldn't figure out the murderer of the wealthy lord while interrogating an unsightly prostitute at the crime scene. Sherlock Holmes quickly interjected and spotted the disheveled harlot that Watson was questioning and said "Watson, you couldn't identify what happened because you have a poor clue, sir."
as a former professional track athlete, 2018 was a rough year, as i failed to place in all of my quarterly competitions. i was hopeless and distraught until my 7 year old came up to me with a present that gave me some encouragement.
he said, "daddy, i got you a present to help with your running." i opened the box and inside was a compass and a map.
i said, "thank you son, but what is it for?"
and he said, "mommy said you kept getting lost at your races so i wanted to make sure you could find your way home."
Did ya hear about the incompetent pilot who lost his seat?
He was d'ejected....
ahhhhaa
Thanks for the shares! I’ll ponder one for this week!
I once took all my clothes off and ran three miles down the road.
That was my longest loosening streak.
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