Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is sleep.
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty:@theabsolute:@quinnertronics:@doctorcrypto:@wrestlingdesires:@rayius:@rentmoney:@romeotango:@quinnertronics
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! OH THE PAIN
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Sleep
As in,
I try not to swear, but I get really frustrated when my legs get tangled in the sheets! BLANK IT!
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Why should you never take a nap while laying on a raft in the public pool?
You may have a wet dream
Plus your feet could get cold and go all coma toes.
Definitely wouldn't want to become a stiff
I got paid to do a sleep study at school.
Talk about a Dream Job!
Everytime I go to a Conspiracy rally I get sooooo tired...
From counting all those sheep.
Speaking of conspiracies, I found out my wife was a part of the elite underground sex ring that sleeps with the politicians. They call themselves the illuminaughty.
i have a lovely horse named lady, and she is the prize horse of our small stable. recently, she was having a problem with her sleep, it took a while to figure out out, but we switched her sleep schedule to the daytime- so she is napping away while the other horses are out frolicking. she misses the interactions, but her sleeping has been rock solid. i'm thinking the mane problem was that she just was having really bad night mares.
My grandfather passed away in his sleep at the ripe age of 95. At his funeral it was apparently off color to point out how much he loved to sleep, especially the last one he must have told us he was dead tired.
My oldest has a poster of the movie Jurasic Park in their room. My oldest also happens to snore allot but is in denial. I walked in their room this morning and said,"Oldest, you were snoring again". They looked me dead in the eye and then pointed to the Jurasic Park poster and said," That wasn't me, that was the Dino-Snore".
I went to Mexico looking for nappers.
I asked my driver "Where are the nappers?"
He pointed and said "See...esta!"
sorry
We did see a napping cow... or more like a
Bull Dozer!
I used to serve in the army and many a times we would have to sleep in different terrains and environments. My fellow comrades used to complain about having stiff necks, but I would always wake up fresh and recharged. When approached on what's the secret? I told them that since young while studying my parents will tell me to sleep over it if I am unable to grasp the concepts.
So, I have been sleeping on piles and piles of books, every, single, day. =)
my math teacher senior year of high school called it "learning through osmosis" when someone would have their head down in their book
Oh goodness! There was this one guy in my elementary school that did the exact same thing! And goodness, he ended up being a valedictorian! hahahaa
Lol nice!
You know what is the difference of being in deep sleep as well as being in deep sh*t?
You just can't get out of it.