Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is obstacle course.
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:doctorcrypto:quinnertronics:cmplxty:rentmoney:rayius:romeotango
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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@doctorcrypto! So many good ones!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Obstacle Course
As in,
They’re happy! They’re warm! They’re preventing you from completing the obstacle course! Stay tuned for an all new American Glad Heaters!*
*You know, like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gladiators_(1989_TV_series)
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Tis great fun, but only if you can run!
For you see, this contest is for big money.
But unfortunately if you fail you will make a big wail. This obstacle course tis guarded by a giant man eating quail!
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Our company forces us to join problem solving training, we are basically co-erced to tackle obstacles
My friend asked me when I was going to marry my girlfriend. I said there's too much going on in her life it would be like an Obstacle course to put on such an adventure. I was then asked what Obstacles are in the way. I said,"Her husband".
Did you hear about that demented cult that would eat frozen babies during dinner?
They would serve them during the OB cicle course.
Thank you for the honor!!! :)
Sometimes the puns are easy and sometimes they are really hard.
Which reminds me.
When I was a kid we used to go to the Arcade. But in our little town in the mountains, It was nearly impossible to go to the arcade on Fridays because they rented it to the Bears.
You could never get in!!!
It was a huge Bear Arcade!
Ever wondered what is the course that high element instructors have to attend? An "Obstacle Course", that teaches instructors how to put out a coarse obstacle course!
I am not sure if you guys have it in your military, but in my country we have an awfully wicked way of describing how much training we have. We have a "playground" full of obstacles, and depending on our commander for that day, we will know of our fate. A 5 Course Meal would mean we need to clear the first 5 obstacles, and a 8 Course Meal would mean we would have to clear the first 8 obstacles. Now you know why nobody from the military ever make a successful transition to be chefs, we are outright frightened by the Obstacle Course
I can't believe Ja Rule won that obstacle course with his martial arts skills. He was an American Ja Warrior
i did 8 years in the service and i tell ya, basic training was no picnic. they put us through all the trials- the rope wall, the tires and worst of all-the sandpaper slide. that was one coarse obstacle!
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