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This is a video of what we do with tourists we don't like. We send out kangaroo ninjas to push them in the billabong.

No wonder your tourism industry isn't doing well. You can't just throw people in the billabong with Roos.

Yeah, it's the roos...Nothing to do with COVID. But then again, some of the tourists enjoy their kangaroo-encounter at the billabong. We charge them for it too...It's a good little money spinner for the country. Tourist turfing we call it.

You know what, I think I'm up for it. Put me up in the queue for a bit of tourist turfing. Sounds like a bucket load of fun!

Oh yeah, you'll love it.

I've just stuck you in the virtual queue so you'll get a text message on your phone when it's your turn to get tourist-turfed. You're in for some fun now bro.

I can't wait for it. Tell your mate, Bruce to muscle up...

Old mate Brice is limbering up right this moment...Well, to be honest he's carbo-loading as you can see...But right after, stretching.