As the day fades gently away and the scent of twilight settles lightly all around me I find myself out of food and wanting for water in a quickly encolding land that does not look kindly upon those who are in this situation. I feel there's something wild out here and I fear that facing it alone would be like inviting the angel of destruction herself right into my quiet little world to do her worst.
But I am not alone.
You are here with me.
And I am not taking one more step into this insanity by myself.
You are going into it with me.
So,
come with me now,
come hike with me now,
into the woods:
Behold: Here be a hundred miles of dusty rocky road rolling up and down an endless sea of hills before us.
Ahead the path be long and lonely but together we be strong in solidarity.
One step at a time and we shall surely make it out alive and find ourselves safe from whatever wild thing be out here.
Now we must you and me move through these trees with very much haste and without any waste for darkness be waiting to chase us.
Progress is a thing we are making but the pace seems slow even though we are going steady now and every step forward is one less step that we have yet to take in that direction. I am glad for your company and despite the failing light I feel we will prevail against that which awaits us in this strange scary land of madness and fright.
As before I am not alone.
For you are here with me.
And as before I will not continue by myself.
You will go with me.
So,
come with me now,
come hike with me now,
into the night:
Behold: Yonder be rising the red moon so let us now ponder the good omen it probably portends.
We must the two of us now forget that we be increasingly weak and keep following this glorious lunar glow that illuminates the way to go.
One step at a time and we shall surely make it up and over all these hills directly through this moonlit darkness and far away from whatever be wild out here.
Wait. Stop. What be that thing up ahead in the bushes.
When vision blurs and dizziness sets in from lack of sleep and food one wonders at all the path passes at night thinking this or that or these or those or all of the above might be angels of destruction bent on laying waste. What have I found out here. How can I describe it. Who will help me confront it. I cannot handle this wild thing singlehanded.
But I am not alone.
You be here with me.
And I will not go farther by myself.
You be going with me.
So,
come with me now,
come run with me now,
into the wild:
Behold: We the both of us now go down the dusty rocky road,
through the moonlit darkness around the bend,
over the bridge across the desiccated creekbed and straight directly out of an insanely crazy narrative delirious and wild-eyed to proclaim to all who have ears to hear,
that what we found out there that night was wild:
Wild,
blueberries!
Wild blueberries high, wild blueberries low, wild blueberries to and wild blueberries fro, hither and thither and yonder and here, wild blueberries far and wild blueberries near!
I don't know how to say it without saying it but that was the shittiest walk/night/run thing I've ever read on the blockchain and I totally knew you were gonna show us blueberries.
You're so predictable Brandt!
Here's a slice of blueberry !PIZZA to apologize for me being so predictable :)
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Whhaaatt! Blueberry pizza?! That's crazy.
It's the latest strain courtesy of Colorado or wherever the hell I am right now. It'll fuck you up real good if you smoke it right.
Ha!! I no longer fear the unknown! This was utterly fabulous and the ending took me by surprise! :))
You totally rock - and I love wild blueberries. Oh, for God's sake, put that kilt down!!!!!
Glad you liked my surprise ending! And many thanks for the reblog!
P. S. I hope you like wild blueberry !PIZZA!
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You know I do! :)
Haaaaa Love it!
I was there with you every step of the way and backing you right up for when those wildly tasty blueberries threatened to jumped out to assault more than your tastebuds! 🤣
Lucky you found them- or they found you cause I had a big handful in my chocolate fruit smoothie this morning and I would have hated to eat them all on you...😱
What an adventure and what a wildly daredevil story for us armchair hikers out here in the land lockdown under...
Thank you that was so much fun and I look forward to more heart stopping, madcap, thrillseeking treks with you! 😃
I'm glad you enjoyed the adventure, have some all-natural organic free-range grass-fed !PIZZA with that smoothie of yours!
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Fantastic, thankyou for the freeranging pizza..oohhh you just gave me a great idea! 😃
Now that was a super fun hike through imagination...and now I'm craving berries. Not necessarily blue ones, any color will do!
I'd offer to share but I was so hungry I ate them all :)
Watch out for the cryptids that might be lurking around.
I shall make quick work of 'em with a few volleys of blueberries!
They will be forced to stop and count how many were thrown at them before pursuing you again.
Yes, at least the ones that are not torn to shreds by the sheer blasting power of a scatter of blueberries in flight!
The rake is immune to them.
Time to break out the pineapples then! !PIZZA!
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Hahaha, that was an awesome twisty and turny tale with an ending I didn't expect!!
Might need to take some blue out of those blueberries though...
Thanks boomdawg, I am grateful for the reblog!
'Twas so dark out there I couldn't tell the blueberries were blue! Next time I shall not forget to make the proper edits!
A total pleasure man, it made my day reading that one.
Blueberries in the dark, sneaky buggers 😃
And now them sneaky buggers is on your !PIZZA! Take that!
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How did you know my favourite !PIZZA topping!!!
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Ever since you Scottish bastards started painting your faces blue for battle, the whole world has known what your favorite !PIZZA topping is!
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Fark!!! Thats what gave it away! We will have to...
THROW OUR KILTS ABOVE OUR HEADS!!!! RAAARAAR.... FREEEDOM!!!
Something like that perhaps :OD
once upon a time... I was going for a jog on a warm summer's day and got a terrible cramp in my calf. Stranded, several kilometers from home, I had nothing to aid me but my sharp wits and forest instincts. I lived off lake water and bilberries (forest blueberries) for what seemed like months, as I limped back home.
The moral of this story is, jogging sucks.
A classic tale of endurance and survival! Blueberries to the rescue! Best be careful not to jog too far from home…
Walking the stairs is enough for me now :)
I keep blueberries in the freezer, just in case
Smart man! That way if you cramp up on your way up or down the stairs you can just drag yourself to the freezer for salvation!
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!PIZZA topped with wild blueberries!
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Lol temperate climate deciduous evergreen north hemisphere gang
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lol scared me for a sec
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Now what in hell am I lookin' at here? 🤔 😁
Are there blueberries involved?
I thought this was building up to be a Worst Beer Run Ever tale, didn't see the blueberries coming.
Is there as much difference in taste between wild and tame blueberries as there is with blackberries?
Worst Beer Run Ever is a smashing idea. To the liquor store!
Oh my god, wild blueberries absolutely obliterate the ones you get at the store. The flavor is fully sweet and intense. Yeah they're a lot smaller out in the wild, but talk about a punch of yummy right in the mouth! I imagine it's a similar story with blackberries?
P. S. Speaking of beer and the police, you might enjoy reading my beer review to end all beer reviews.
Yeah, wild blackberries are sweet and tart and just generally badass, the tame ones are big and pretty and largely flavorless mush in comparison.
🤣🤣🤣
I thoroughly enjoyed that, may have to do a beer review myself. I haven't drank in a decade or so but the last time I did involved some sort of malt liquor and LMPD tackling and carrying me back into the jail.
LOL
That sounds like a real trip, have you written anything about it?