I would've been either kindergarten or somewhere before I got yanked outta first grade—principal spanked me with a paddle. I told my mom about it and she went down there, completely lost her shit. I remember thinking how funny it was until she wouldn't stop and then it kinda got embarrassing.
They didn't hit me anymore.
Thank You sir... May I have another.
Come to think of it, I was "Hit" a lot as a child.
Hmmmm..?
Might be time for another Dr. Dee & Ays therapy session..?!?
Can we get a cup'0 Joe or what? How often you cruise the 40 through Knox?
You'll need to schedule your therapy session properly and a cup'o Joe (especially the pink kind) costs extra, right @krazzytrukker?
Times they be a changin'...
And Knoxville seems soooo faaaar awaaaayyyy...
My circle has become so small. (Operational zone)
I can stretch my arms out and nearly touch both sides. I hate going more than a couple Hundo Milos from homo.
Too much bad shit is happening, and much more on the way. I want to be able to make a suicide run for the Pookyville Cat Ranch when the communist fraudsters flip the switch.
Well since you out it that way. I have a clear moving picture now cap'n thank'ye.
Slow on the draw. I keep telling you crap is crappening and you keep crap challenging.
I spend enough time wasting time on things out of my control when I'm not thinking about it like oxygen.
You're not wasting time controlling the uncontrollable but not thinking about not controlling wasting time on crapulence?
I am a simple man...
I like pictures, moving or non moving.
They are usually worth a thousand words...
or more...
Speaking of Simple Man, we got pretty good seats to the Skynyrd concert next month.
I thought they did the farewell tour thing..?
I have seen them several times. Always a good show.
You're so far away from your homo in Knoxville. I think you need to charge @dandays triple mileage plus a risk factor surcharge to cover that therapy session.
My Boy Dee has
walkedmountain biked thru Hell and has the scars to prove it.I respect that as I have my own hell ride history.
We both are all MAN, and secure enough about it, that we can joke around about ourselves and the others who are gender confused.
It is all in fun. Hey... We may someday break bread and have some laughs in person somewhere on this planet. Maybe even with you 9!!
I've seen. Those x-rays are burned on my brain. I'm surprised he's able to walk at all, quite frankly.
I'm not going to test the all man theory. I can see the proof in the pudding.
Stop teasing me with bread. I'm allergic to it, crave it and can just taste those buns. I'd have to serve up my fermented wheat free buckwheat bread for breaking bread. No, it does not taste like hummus at all.
LoL... Hummus.
Silly name, horrible taste.
Oh yes, that knee of @dandays is fu&##d...
You notice I stayed away from the tasty buns comment..?
That was a game winner you served up to me there. Too easy... Had to pass.
If'n when I do. You will know about it...
Live at 5 on the Hive...
I need to know too. I definitely need to know.
Definitely time for another Dr. Dee & Ays therapy session. Right @dandays?
What the hell is he doing with that pencil?
Taking notes. Take Note.
Good one.
Score number two.
Happy Thursday to me!
You got paddled? Wood is more hurty, from my experience. Your mom really loved you, so obvious. Of course they wouldn't hit you after that. I can imagine the whole scene.
ROFLLLLLLLLLLlll when moms go from heroes to.. ok please stop.
hahahahahahahahahaha