Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cookies!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Cookies
As in,
How does the golfer get the ball near the green in Candyland? With a chocolate chip shot.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
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I'm a web developer by trade and I pull long hours from my home office. Some people can't work without brewing a pot of coffee, but I just get a fresh bag of soft batch....yep, I'm good to go after a few functional cookies!
I ordered an audio course on cookease but I found it very difficult to follow along.
!pimp
I've been on a cookie diet to help shed some holiday pounds ...yesiree, these THIN MINTS are gonna do wonders for my physique!
I know EGG-zactly how to be a SWEET person, but I KNEAD you to know, I don't play when it comes to my DOUGH.
If we run low on cookie ingredients we can probably still make short bread. Or any length of bread, really…