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I stopped trying to remember things when I forgot what month it is.

I lived like that once, but my vegetables kept dying. Fucking winters, anyway.

Posted via D.Buzz

Save the ones that grow when they grow and when they don't grow you'll have the ones you saved.

If they don't grow for long enough, there's not really much to save. It's alright. Those bullshit pisseating cockcramming calendars have their uses. I write other things on them that I need to remember besides the month, like the Kitchen Witch's birthday. We grow more than a few poisons here, and she cooks more than half the food, so some days are kinda important.