As per the status quo, I will no longer be asking questions on Hive. I have come to accept the strict status quo as part of my identity. I am totally getting this hot new T, omfg!
I am beginning a gender transition tomorrow, and will be only focused on positive outcomes, completely denying the potential for failure, because logic in 2021 is what it is all about.
Have you ever enjoyed coffee, well I am enjoying coffee right now.
When you drink coffee, it 100% of the time comes from an ethically sourced origin, because this is 2021...
There is no such thing as poverty and the white cis people must be eradicated at ANY cost!
Have a good day, I will now go take whatever drug or pill the doctor will give me like the rest of the 60% of factory workers who are on paid leave for injury with a fatty opioid prescription.
If your kids are looking for a hit to come down off the gender hormones, just hmu I'll pop a few fatty oxys over there for ya.
@rawbe why do people keep getting so butt hurt at satire?
was this article good satire, please do roast me if I am making low-quality satire but that's not the critique I have been getting. Delivery seems to be the issue here, or is this the deeper aspect of the cancel culture that attacks comedians that don't fit the narrative?
(whispers)...evil hates laughter...
When people get butthurt by satire that means you won the internet. It's like when people watch clickbait videos or when Grandma buys Transmorphers for little Timmy instead of Transformers, filling The Asylum's pockets so they can produce more mockbusters. The downvote is a compliment really. It's just a proof of brain test really. It just sucks the incentive isn't there so it diminishes the payoff.
@rawbe now this is the funniest thing i have read today..l
I knew you would have logic for this!
Exactly,but hope you are not been sarcastic
I am sarcastic in every way to the status quo and the general rules of the established order conceived as God's law.
One must not ask any questions and deny any chance of failure or question why questions are not answered and that is how you win big. Only through the positive groupthink can growth occur and fiat is useless and crashed years ago totally but everyone should only do all crypto because crypto is totally legit always and changes the world only for the better. :)
taxation is theft but tons of fees and basically proposed taxes on the next HF are not because it's crypto...DUH :P
have a great one peoples of the interwebs
@battleaxe you have actually said it all..
There is a proverb in my country which says that "All of us cannot always sleep in the same direction.."meaning it is perfectly normal for people to have different opinions about certain subjects
If there is a status quo I naturally go against the grain because I pride myself on my individualism and independence from other humans. While others seek to make connections, I do as well, but not to make lasting emotion tethers, but to increase the quality of living or disassociate with the group that is not seeking a high quality of living.
Are you transitioning as well?
What is your favourite lipstick colour?
(OMFG)BTQ+! I was waiting for someone to ask that.
Yes, and I am not only is this the most important decision of my life, I will need to adapt to my new form and join a cult with a cool name like ANTI something because I am against whatever I was...
I go yellow, red and black, hybrid that shit up to let people know I am a true freak willing to do anything for attention.
Lately, I have been posing nude in public to demonstrate my experience, the police approached me and took a knee, as they should of course, I was honored to place my wallet in their hand, and let them orally satisfy me in preparations for the rape law suite against me.
Ah yes, a simple rape law suite...
Stand proud!
classic!
What is your problem bro, flagged for all your hate. Your name should be poisonpill not phusion phil lol!
What hate?
What hate, you said something like all white people must die. F you. I don't need to explain anything to you haha. Go to hell where you belong.
You are misinterpreting things here, matey - it's humor, not hate.
Oh wow good to know, I had no idea, thought he has being serious all this time. I heard he was getting flagged by a few random witnesses, so I just assumed he was on a rampage or something.
If he's a comedian he should understand there's always a chance of a heckler in the audience. Lucky he's got a good friend like you to have his back, and a good intermediary too. So I guess you can tell humorphil he won't have a problem with me since I had him all wrong apparently, my bad, sorry. Thanks agin! 🤣
I am on a rampage, but you will probably be really rich when you realize what libertarians like me did crossing the void of the social spectrum to phase out the extremists on the left.
lol - no worries matey !... it can be hard sometimes 'getting humor' - especially if the reader isn't in a 'funny headspace' at the time..
Yeah I had woke up on the wrong side of the bed, probably slept on my funny bone wrong.
I am white lol
I don't care what you are, it's the inside that counts, and u are gross.
You're also retarded. Haha
Ad-Hoc insults are a logical fallacy, look in the mirror smart one...
Shut up!
Have you thought about transitioning? Being male is sexist...
@coininstant i think that @phusionphil is white himself so i feel he was just been humourous..
^ that's kind a racist comment, Hitler was white too!
You making it look like the poster was a racist who is trying to abuse the white people,and i am saying he himself is white and i do not see any reason why he would want to be a racist against himself...
Dude, we already concluded that he was joking, not sure why you keep bringing this back up. I was joking too, I was trolling him.
@coininstant just lost about $5 so I think he learnt his lesson about putting down comedians.
Oh i see @phusionphil
Coininstant takes thing too seriously,he cannot even see the humour in the writeup...
Maybe I was joking too, did you think of that. You all are the ones that take a little flag way too seriously.
Well it is actually possible that you are also joking too but what you call little flag can damage the reputation of that user..especially when they have done nothing wrong to deserve a flag...
So he flagged me back calling my post spam, that is serious - so I left my flags. What are you his lawyer?? I wasn't joking at first, but my replies to him were on the joke side.
If your kids are looking for a hit to come down off the gender hormones, just hmu I'll pop a few fatty oxys over there for ya.
@phusionphil ouch
In Canada, they pressure children at the age of 13 to start gender transitions, in private without the parents consent.
If the parent doesn't agree with the transition, they will be given a restraining order and not allowed to see their own child as if they were abusing them.
Gender transition hormones cause long term instability of the human anatomy, if you name the hormone I could tell you something about it you would loose sleep over, its absolutely sickening.
They call it SOGI123.
@phusionphil that is very bad,that is a very big crime
Shit happens all the time and there are evil people in the society @fabiniaab