Entertained for sure. It's been a very funny set of comments and I'm glad people have got in board, seen the funny side if it.
Hmm, well I always have coffee with me. I have one of those Moka pots(houses ground coffee) which I use on the campfire etc. That, or I boil up some water and make instant disappointment. In the wilderness it tastes better. When in other countries...Well, I've always found good coffee.